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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Free Ezine Content And Articles Submission Service</title><link>http://www.ezinearticles.biz</link><description>Search hundreds of free ezine articles from reputed authors</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>copyright 2004 ezinearticles.biz</copyright><docs>http://www.ezinearticles.biz/rss</docs><managingEditor>info@hostdude.net</managingEditor><webMaster>webmaster@ezinead.net</webMaster><item><title>Living Like Noahs Ark</title><category>Jokes &amp; Humor</category><description>&lt;p&gt;Though the bible has been sometimes discredited by those who do not believe, it is one of the good and reliable sources for finding out how to live happily. Here, I have outlined some of the lessons I have picked up from the story of the flood and Noahs Ark in a slightly humouristic tone.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;1) Whatever you do, pay attention that you do not miss the boat.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;2) Remember that you are not alone because everyone is in the same boat with you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;3) You need to look into the future and plan for it. Remember that when Noah started building the ark, it had not started raining.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;4) Keep healthy and fit because even when you have reached the golden age of six-hundred years, someone might approach you and ask you to perform something really big, grand and important.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;5) Ignore those that criticise you and instead just keep your eye on the job that you need to get done.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;6) Build your future on a very high ground.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;7) If you wish to be safe, alsways travel in pairs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;8) Though you might think that speed is a great advantage, it is not necessarily so because on Noahs Ark the cheetahs were on the same boat with the snails.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;9) Feeling stressed out? Float around for a while.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;10) (This is really funny!) Note that while the Ark was built by an amateur, the Titanic was built by professionals.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;To sum up, I recommend you lead a good and happy life by doing what you like, while not harming others and while looking to your interests in the future.&lt;/p&gt;</description><resource>[online casinos] (link: &lt;a href="http://www.gambling-portal.com/jack-reider.html"&gt;http://www.gambling-portal.com/jack-reider.html&lt;/a&gt;).</resource><author>Jack Reider</author><pubDate>1153112400</pubDate><subTitle>Noahs Ark teaches us ten lessons on how to lead a happy and successful life, and you can read it here.</subTitle></item></channel></rss>
